“Running won’t solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework” – Anon

“The man who invented the umbrella was just going to call it the brella but was a bit hesitant” – Milton Jones

“There are many challenges to long distance running, but the greatest among them is where to put your keys” – Gabrielle Zevin

“When I go I want to go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming manically like the passengers in his bus” – Spike Milligan

“Pain is temporary; Strava is forever” – Strava advert

“People will forget what you said; people will forget what you did but people will never forget how you made them feel” – Maya Angelou

“Me (to Mrs T): If you had the hypothetical choice between another 50 years married to me or a £1M credit card that you never had to pay back, which would you choose?

“If God invented Marathons to prevent people from doing something more stupid, then triathlons must have taken him completely by surprise!” – PZ Pearce

“Speak your mind; even if your voice shakes” – Maggie Smith (RIP)

“Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt free, well fed dog who sleeps 16 hours a day ” – Anon

“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late” – Benjamin Franklin

“Fun Fact: The last time every human was on the planet was 31 October 2000. Since then at least 1 person has been in space so if you were born after that date, you have never had a day when every person was on earth” – Hannah Fry