“Me (to Mrs T): If you had the hypothetical choice between another 50 years married to me or a £1M credit card that you never had to pay back, which would you choose?

“If God invented Marathons to prevent people from doing something more stupid, then triathlons must have taken him completely by surprise!” – PZ Pearce

“Speak your mind; even if your voice shakes” – Maggie Smith (RIP)

“Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt free, well fed dog who sleeps 16 hours a day ” – Anon

“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late” – Benjamin Franklin

“Fun Fact: The last time every human was on the planet was 31 October 2000. Since then at least 1 person has been in space so if you were born after that date, you have never had a day when every person was on earth” – Hannah Fry